What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:27
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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